Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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