There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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