is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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