Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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