And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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