just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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