There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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