what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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