even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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