It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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