yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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