dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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