It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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