"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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