no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
