you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
this will be a night to untag.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
