We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i would punch a child for taco bell
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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