Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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