I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
