I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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