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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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