its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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