Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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