you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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