so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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