new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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