Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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