Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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