Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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