Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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