i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
