Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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