How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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