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(386): View more from Florida

Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...

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(817): View more from Texas

he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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(305): View more from Florida

look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

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(360): View more from Washington

Im 95% ready to shit behind 711

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(360): View more from Washington

he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously

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(775): View more from Nevada

We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before

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(845): View more from New York

I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...

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