Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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