we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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