he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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