I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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