careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
