Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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