My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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