that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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