yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
do herpes really smell.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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