Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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