turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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