You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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