AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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