i permit you to call me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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