LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
So. Much. Porn.
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