I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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