Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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