yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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