Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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