I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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