My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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