Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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