Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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